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01
Jan
09

Quoted For Truth: The Slammed Rule Book

Rules is rules.

1. If you can fit the stock scissor jack under your car GTFO!
2. If you ain’t tucking tire, GTFO! (exception: smaller diameter than 195/45-15)
3. If you’re gonna post a picture of your car parked on your front lawn, GTFO!
4. If you’re gonna post a picture of your car from an ant’s eye view, GTFO!
5. If you’re gonna post a picture of your car in a dip or driveway to make your car look lower, GTFO!
6. If you’re gonna start your post with “My car isn’t slammed, but..”, GTFO!
7. If you’re gonna start your post with “This is low as my suspension goes..” and you know damn well your car doesn’t belong in here compared to others, GTFO!
8. If you’re gonna mention in your post that your roads are fucked up so you had to raise up your car, yet you still post a picture of it raised up rather than slammed, GTFO!
9. If you’re gonna post a picture of your car photoshopped to be slammed just so you can post in this thread, GTFO!
10. If your car is slammed from the front and not even tucking in the rear, GTFO!
11. If you’re gonna sit here and whine about why the cars in here are so low and what’s the point of them being slammed, STFU and GTFO!

I haven’t made it into the CR.net slammed thread so here are some roadsters that are doing it right:

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2 Responses to “Quoted For Truth: The Slammed Rule Book”


  1. January 2, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Loving the third one


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